Raelian Movement - Cellular Transmission - October 7th

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Postby juanton » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:44 am

I'd do her if I was guaranteed not to contract some sort of intergalactic STD.

I wonder what the symptoms of space herpes are?

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Postby Michael Patrick » Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:33 am

That Raelian stuff is some seriously whacked shit. But I'm prepared...


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Postby Bruno » Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:18 am

Michael Patrick wrote:That Raelian stuff is some seriously whacked shit. But I'm prepared...


Dude! No!

Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

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Postby blunt » Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:57 pm

Michael Patrick wrote:And one more thing -- shouldn't this be in Hype Exchange????

Too unusual.
Naughty humans!
Making fun of stuff you barely understand.
I have done scads of looking into this and find it fascinating if not flawed.
Sadly, they seem to experience a similar tension between the spirit/body duality (if Heaven's Gate didn't need their fleshbuckets to rise up to the spaceship, why would they need a spaceship? etc)but have tried to lick it by cloning fresh bodies and eternally downloading the personality and memory into them.
How to record such slippery stuff is their sticking point.

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