How to find a husband

[Shorty]

Some help for the single women. I've tried some of them for finding a wife but hasn't worked:

https://cheezburger.com/7099909/woman-f ... vizrC6CbRw

[gargantua]

These are great.
Have you tried wearing high heels yet?

[Bwis53]

Go do something you're interested in. Then you'll be happy no matter what. Be happy and you'll be much more attractive.

I like short guys.

[gozer]

get an crocodile and walk it

do a dry run shooting smack with your friends first . . .

[gargantua]

Unicycle across a high wire.

Share a porta potty at a beer fest.

[gozer]

get a python and let it escape

race alongside emergency vehicles -- they really like it, and they may be headed to somehere there is a giant crowd

start a riot

[john_titor]

#s 6,33,& 50 are why I settled in Madison.

[frankiewhalen]

Carry a hatbox?