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Postby gozer » Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:15 am

all u flashers out there beware of jack frost nipping at your dong . . .
whip out your tower of power out of doors at it will shrivel up like a stack of dimes, as leonardo da vinci was known to say . . .
18, 20, 25, 30 minutes of this and your blue-veined custard bazooka will freeze solid and your nuts will go hide in your body cavity and radical surgery with a long convalescence will be required to return them to their rightful place in your nutsak . . .
alcohol, angel dust, and some quirks of metabolism do not help . . . shock at your sexocet missile dickcicle could make u pass out and hypothermia is coming . . .
use it don't abuse it . . .

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
National Weather Service Milwaukee/Sullivan WI
253 AM CST Fri Feb 8 2019

...Cold Wind Chills This Morning...

WIZ046-047-051-052-056>060-062>065-067>070-081700-
/O.CON.KMKX.WC.Y.0006.190208T0900Z-190208T1800Z/
Marquette-Green Lake-Fond Du Lac-Sheboygan-Sauk-Columbia-Dodge-
Washington-Ozaukee-Iowa-Dane-Jefferson-Waukesha-Lafayette-Green-
Rock-Walworth-
Including the cities of Montello, Westfield, Oxford, Neshkoro,
Endeavor, Berlin, Princeton, Markesan, Fond Du Lac, Plymouth,
Sheboygan Falls, Howards Grove, Oostburg, Baraboo, Reedsburg,
Prairie Du Sac, Sauk City, Portage, Columbus, Lake Wisconsin,
Lodi, Beaver Dam, Waupun, Mayville, West Bend, Germantown,
Hartford, Mequon, Cedarburg, Grafton, Dodgeville, Mineral Point,
Barneveld, Madison, Watertown, Fort Atkinson, Jefferson,
Waukesha, Brookfield, New Berlin, Menomonee Falls, Muskego,
Darlington, Shullsburg, Benton, Belmont, Argyle, Blanchardville,
Monroe, Brodhead, Janesville, Beloit, Whitewater, Delavan,
Elkhorn, Lake Geneva, and East Troy
253 AM CST Fri Feb 8 2019

...WIND CHILL ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL NOON CST TODAY...

* WHAT...Very cold wind chills expected this morning, falling to
between 20 and 25 below zero for several hours.

* WHERE...Portions of east central, south central and southeast
Wisconsin.

* WHEN...Through noon CST today.

* ADDITIONAL DETAILS...The cold wind chills could cause
frostbite on exposed skin in as little as 30 minutes.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

A Wind Chill Advisory means that cold air and the wind will
combine to create low wind chills. Frostbite and hypothermia can
occur if precautions are not taken. Make sure you wear a hat and
gloves.

&&

$$
MBK

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Re: gone in 20 minutes

Postby Shorty » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:58 am

Strange they don't talk about that in the weather forecasts.


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