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How to find a husband

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 7:19 pm
by Shorty
Some help for the single women. I've tried some of them for finding a wife but hasn't worked:

https://cheezburger.com/7099909/woman-f ... vizrC6CbRw

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Re: How to find a husband

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 9:35 pm
by gargantua
These are great.
Have you tried wearing high heels yet?

Re: How to find a husband

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 9:57 pm
by Bwis53
Go do something you're interested in. Then you'll be happy no matter what. Be happy and you'll be much more attractive.

I like short guys.

Re: How to find a husband

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:10 pm
by gozer
get an crocodile and walk it

do a dry run shooting smack with your friends first . . .

Re: How to find a husband

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:31 pm
by gargantua
Unicycle across a high wire.

Share a porta potty at a beer fest.

Re: How to find a husband

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 12:48 am
by gozer
get a python and let it escape

race alongside emergency vehicles -- they really like it, and they may be headed to somehere there is a giant crowd

start a riot

Re: How to find a husband

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 9:31 am
by john_titor
#s 6,33,& 50 are why I settled in Madison.

Re: How to find a husband

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 1:56 pm
by frankiewhalen
Carry a hatbox?