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Postby jonnygothispen » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:15 pm

https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/bar ... 03320.html

Looking to Trade 1992 Geo Metro For Monkey (any kind) (Saddleback)

Hello,

I am in a financial bind and have decided to quit my shitty job to become a street performer at Venice Beach.

I am looking to get a monkey and teach it tricks. (Also interested in any musical instruments that can be played by monkeys)

I am offering my 1992 Geo Metro. It is quite beat up, but runs like a champ.
Nothing can match the feeling you get when all 3 cylinders fire up in this 52 horsepower-1.0 Liter pussy magnet.

I'm willing to settle for another animal if it already knows impressive tricks. (No more snakes! I already have a half dozen and have been unable to teach them to juggle).

The car includes: Manual windows, Windshield, most of the side windows, air conditioning (only on cold days), 4 (newish) tires, fresh coat of paint (I plastidipped it myself), and a rusty shovel in the trunk in case of emergencies.

Please let me know soon as I am in a hurry to start my new life.

Serious inquiries only!

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Re: Funky Craigslist ads...

Postby gargantua » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:47 pm

Is that you, Art?

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Re: Funky Craigslist ads...

Postby jonnygothispen » Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:26 pm

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Get 'em while you can!

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Postby Beaver » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:44 pm

EMF Protection and Health Enhancement - $60
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Re: Funky Craigslist ads...

Postby narcoleptish » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:41 am

Behold....a man's truck.

https://madison.craigslist.org/cto/d/da ... 90534.html

The guy put 10K into the truck last week and he's asking 12500 ?

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Re: Funky Craigslist ads...

Postby jonnygothispen » Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:18 am

narcoleptish wrote:Behold....a man's truck.

https://madison.craigslist.org/cto/d/da ... 90534.html

The guy put 10K into the truck last week and he's asking 12500 ?


"Clear coat is pealing. 286k on truck and will go up. Seats are beat up. She ain't pretty but she runs and drives better then new...
Shot me an offer have no use for it but ain't giving it away either."

: )

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Re: Funky Craigslist ads...

Postby snoqueen » Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:33 am

narcoleptish wrote:Behold....a man's truck.

https://madison.craigslist.org/cto/d/da ... 90534.html

The guy put 10K into the truck last week and he's asking 12500 ?


Or he's willing to trade it for a half ton, which would be a more girly truck.


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