Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

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Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

Postby swimmingupstream » Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:59 am

The word on the street is that Segway Jeremy Ryan has been busted for the manufacturing and delivery of THC.

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

Postby Bwis53 » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:02 am

Aren't his 15 minutes of fame up already?

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

Postby swimmingupstream » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:05 am

It's cool that he is listed on CCAP as also know as "Segway" and "Segway Jeremy."

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

Postby gozer » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:06 am

actual synthesis of Δ-9-tetrahydrocannibinol and friends, or was plant matter involved, as in preparing hashish oil and the like?

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

Postby Shorty » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:13 am

Manufacturing and delivery means he was dealing drugs, not on them.

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

Postby swimmingupstream » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:15 am

Shorty wrote:Manufacturing and delivery means he was dealing drugs, not on them.


I don't write my headlines. My editors do.

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

Postby The One » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:12 am

Jeremy can't take drugs. He's knocking on death's door and needs donations, remember?

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

Postby gozer » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:20 am

looks like he needs some donations to get some wacky tobaccy . . .

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

Postby jman111 » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:21 am

Just a relief knowing that the war on pot is still keeping us all safe.

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

Postby Bwis53 » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:34 am

I wonder if he's turned into a rebel without a cause?....

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

Postby Shorty » Thu Nov 03, 2016 1:36 pm

Can I use his segway while he is in jail?

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

Postby Bland » Thu Nov 03, 2016 2:04 pm

swimmingupstream wrote:
Shorty wrote:Manufacturing and delivery means he was dealing drugs, not on them.


I don't write my headlines. My editors do.


I clicked on this thinking it would be a transcript of a speech Jeremy gave about drugs. Fire your editors.

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

Postby gozer » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:31 pm

can people be ticketed and/or thrown in the cooler for operating a segway under the influence of booze or pot? or ether, op, valium, special k, methaqualone, smack, miltown, dors & fours, seconal, dextromoramide, krokodil, ketobemidone & carisoprodol, angel dust, ts & blues, blue velvet, oxy, vikes, meptazinol, piritramide, nitrazepam, sterno, roofies, georgia home boy, moon rock, scopolamine+oxycodone+ephedrine, model aeroplane glue, speedball &c for that matter?

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan on drugs

Postby Bwis53 » Thu Nov 03, 2016 7:13 pm

And here I thought he was a sincere, handicapped man... One of the biggest eye-openers I've gotten, is the handicapped and elderly can and do break the law, with impunity.


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