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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Roy » Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:59 pm

jman111 wrote:State Democrats introduce gun safety bills
(my emphasis)

None of the bills address guns.

(again, my emphasis)

Besides; safety has only a little to do with it. The problem with guns is proper intended use.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Stebben84 » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:11 pm

Roy wrote:
jman111 wrote:State Democrats introduce gun safety bills
(my emphasis)

None of the bills address guns.

(again, my emphasis)

Besides; safety has only a little to do with it. The problem with guns is proper intended use.


Killing?

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Re: Headline that needs NO help

Postby Cornelius Gotchberg » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:45 am

''Democrats distance themselves from Hillarity Clinton’s ‘backward’ claim''

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpos ... 091e201f96

Somewhere a cheesy, greasy spoon is missing a table cloth.

Seriously, who dresses this traitorous, felonious, DeadBrokeAHontas/Faux-Feminista/rape enablin,' husband accuser destroyin,' cheatin' spouse swattin,' War mongerin,' Weapons systems approvin,' valor stealin,' Nixon supportin,' American Jobs offshorin,' Mean YouTube Video denyin,' NASA Space Program joinin,' Human Rights violator endorsin,' Minority Superpredator eliminatin', Black Children to heel bringin,' Marine enlistin,' horrible health hidin,' declining competence repudiatin,' records release refusin,' Four Pinocchio/Pantsuit-on-Fire lyin,' thievin,' deceivin,' criminally insane, incompetent Harpy?

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby jonnygothispen » Sun Mar 18, 2018 2:03 pm

"NASA Wants To Probe Deeper Uranus Than Ever Before"

http://www.thespaceacademy.org/2017/11/ ... s.html?m=1

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby jonnygothispen » Sun Mar 18, 2018 2:07 pm

jonnygothispen wrote:"NASA Wants To Probe Deeper Into Uranus Than Ever Before"

http://www.thespaceacademy.org/2017/11/ ... s.html?m=1

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Cornelius Gotchberg » Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:45 pm

@jonnygothispen;

"NASA Wants To Probe Deeper Uranus Than Ever Before"


Sheesh, and here I thought all they wanted to do was circle it looking for Klingons...

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby jonnygothispen » Sun Mar 18, 2018 4:15 pm

They're still looking for Dick Cheney's secret bunker.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby jman111 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:11 pm

Ok, not the headline, but the picture.

What does this happy picture:
Image

have to do with this headline?
Fire destroys Cross Plains teacher's home

(Is it the family whose house burned? Why would they use this picture??)

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby DCB » Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:27 pm

School's out!

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby jonnygothispen » Thu Mar 22, 2018 5:51 pm

"That's a good little fire starter! Now we can collect the insurance money and move to Disneyand!"

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Cornelius Gotchberg » Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:13 pm

@DCB & @jonnygothispen;

You's two joined under five days apart, nearly 10 years ago, and you's kinda finish each other's sentences.

Curious, that.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Cornelius Gotchberg » Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:49 am

''All-Women's College Tells Faculty Not To Call Students 'Women' To Avoid 'Misgendering'.''


"A guide issued recently by Mount Holyoke College, an all-women's school, instructs professors to avoid calling students "women" in order to promote a "gender neutral" classroom environment.''

Hmmm; do they stay away from Vegan fare to eliminate "White Masculinity?"

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Cornelius Gotchberg » Sun Mar 25, 2018 11:06 am

Man reaching for balls gets stuck between buildings


https://iotwreport.com/man-reaching-for ... buildings/

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby doppel » Sun Mar 25, 2018 11:43 am

15 Years of Collecting Rhino Semen Is Finally Paying Off
Sounds like loads of work, it probably took a lot of spunk to pull it off.


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