Headlines that need some help

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby narcoleptish » Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:02 am

Naked man exposes, fondles himself outside Edgewood College


I'm not sure a naked man can expose himself.

http://www.channel3000.com/news/crime/n ... /614850940

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby doppel » Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:27 pm

Charles Mason disciple Leslie Van Houten was granted parole

That wouldn't be one of the Mason Jar boys, now would it?

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby narcoleptish » Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:06 am

I'm tired of headlines telling me What I need to know about.....

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby jonnygothispen » Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:40 am

What narcoleptic is posting these days will leave you stunned & amazed. You won't be able to look away!

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby gargantua » Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:07 pm

jonnygothispen wrote:What narcoleptic is posting these days

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jonny spells narco's name wrong in a thread about botched headlines. What happened next will warm your heart......

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby bdog » Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:51 am

from channel 15 this morning:

"Man accused of killing girlfriend due in court"

Pssst Christine ... she's still alive

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Ned Flounders » Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:59 am

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Kids these days.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Ned Flounders » Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:17 pm

Not a headline, but in this article at US News and World Report

Vermont Designates John Brown Day to Honor Abolitionist

I was amused by this correction:

This story has been corrected to say there were 4 million enslaved people, not 400 million.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby fennel » Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:49 pm

Wanted Racine man faces gun, resisting police charges
The guy has to look down the barrel of a gun while resisting police charges? What happened to due process?

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:40 pm

Not a headline, obviously, but still in the spirit of things, so I see no reason to start a new thread.

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I assume (or hope, anyway) this sign predates the prevalence of LOL as Internet slang but that doesn't explain what bacon has to do with anything.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Sun Nov 12, 2017 9:25 pm

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby narcoleptish » Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:41 am

Well, that paper does cover Muscle Shoals..

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby pjbogart » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:43 pm

Decapitated Male Mantis Still Fucks

I guess there's nothing technically wrong with the headline... it describes the short article and attached video quite well. Still, it seems like it could use a little help.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby gozer » Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:15 am

if a mantis still fucks after decapitation, that means it may be technically possible to literally fuck one's brains out . . .
come to think of it, judge moore is proof it can be done . . .

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby gargantua » Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:31 pm

gozer wrote:if a mantis still fucks after decapitation, that means it may be technically possible to literally fuck one's brains out . . .
come to think of it, judge moore is proof it can be done . . .

>rimshot<


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