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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby gozer » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:36 pm

Henry Vilas wrote:Car of 17-year-old reported missing without medications spotted in Wilson Friday

My car doesn't need medication, just gas and a periodic oil change.

Maybe it was a Tesla.


a ride in an automobile, or bus or tram or train or aeroplane for that matter, goes a lot better with a shot of dilaudid or nicomorphine (for me, of course, not the conveyance)

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby DCB » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:14 am

gozer wrote:
Henry Vilas wrote:Car of 17-year-old reported missing without medications spotted in Wilson Friday

My car doesn't need medication, just gas and a periodic oil change.

Maybe it was a Tesla.


a ride in an automobile, or bus or tram or train or aeroplane for that matter, goes a lot better with a shot of dilaudid or nicomorphine (for me, of course, not the conveyance)

What hours are you generally on the road? Because I remember the shooting-up-and-crashing-the-car thread.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby gozer » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:31 pm

DCB wrote:
gozer wrote:
Henry Vilas wrote:Car of 17-year-old reported missing without medications spotted in Wilson Friday

My car doesn't need medication, just gas and a periodic oil change.

Maybe it was a Tesla.


a ride in an automobile, or bus or tram or train or aeroplane for that matter, goes a lot better with a shot of dilaudid or nicomorphine (for me, of course, not the conveyance)

What hours are you generally on the road? Because I remember the shooting-up-and-crashing-the-car thread.


and that's why i ride in the automobile rather than drive it: it's not worth the risk and i can get more done . . . though after several decades the sleepiness side effect attenuates . . .

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Shorty » Sun Dec 30, 2018 7:26 pm

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby npler » Mon Dec 31, 2018 3:19 am

The doors on my car are creaking. Maybe some Celebrex will help.


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