I miss Jeremy Ryan

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Re: I miss Jeremy Ryan

Postby Bwis53 » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:58 am

Shorty wrote:Is his segway for sale? Or should I get this one?

https://www.dealnews.com/Segway-Smart-S ... 31325.html

"As one of its daily deals, Amazon offers the Segway MiniLite Smart Self-Balancing Personal Transporter for $199.99 with free shipping."


It would make you taller...don't know what kind of woman would be attracted to a guy on a Segway...

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Re: I miss Jeremy Ryan

Postby Shorty » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:17 am

I thought some women found it attractive. I can't afford a mercedes.

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Re: I miss Jeremy Ryan

Postby Bwis53 » Mon Nov 26, 2018 1:24 pm

Well, at least I'll be able to spot you...

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Re: I miss Jeremy Ryan

Postby gargantua » Mon Nov 26, 2018 2:33 pm

Bwis53 wrote:
Shorty wrote:Is his segway for sale? Or should I get this one?

https://www.dealnews.com/Segway-Smart-S ... 31325.html

"As one of its daily deals, Amazon offers the Segway MiniLite Smart Self-Balancing Personal Transporter for $199.99 with free shipping."


It would make you taller...don't know what kind of woman would be attracted to a guy on a Segway...

The kind of woman who couldn't attract a guy on a Harley or in a Mercedes. Wears tight yellow knit pants to shop at The Dollar Store.

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Re: I miss Jeremy Ryan

Postby Shorty » Mon Nov 26, 2018 8:28 pm

I shop at Dollar store. Will keep an eye out for tight yellow pants.

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Re: I miss Jeremy Ryan

Postby Cadfael » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:14 pm

I think there are at least a few Dollar Store shoppers who are creeped out right now.

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Re: I miss Jeremy Ryan

Postby gargantua » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:50 pm

Cadfael wrote:I think there are at least a few Dollar Store shoppers who are creeped out right now.

If Shorty rolls up on a Segway, he can have his pick of the swooning ladies. The losers have to ride a Metro bus to the west transfer point and an uncertain future.

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Re: I miss Jeremy Ryan

Postby gozer » Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:08 pm

Bwis53 wrote:
Shorty wrote:Is his segway for sale? Or should I get this one?

https://www.dealnews.com/Segway-Smart-S ... 31325.html

"As one of its daily deals, Amazon offers the Segway MiniLite Smart Self-Balancing Personal Transporter for $199.99 with free shipping."


It would make you taller...don't know what kind of woman would be attracted to a guy on a Segway...


well, it sort of depends -- a gang of segway riders would, like their counterparts in other things, have "mamas" and as we all know, jeremy ryan was the sonny barger of the segway set . . .

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Re: I miss Jeremy Ryan

Postby gozer » Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:14 pm

gargantua wrote:
Cadfael wrote:I think there are at least a few Dollar Store shoppers who are creeped out right now.

If Shorty rolls up on a Segway, he can have his pick of the swooning ladies. The losers have to ride a Metro bus to the west transfer point and an uncertain future.



do they make tandem segways and/or sidecars for segways?

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Re: I miss Jeremy Ryan

Postby Bwis53 » Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:26 pm

Yah know, I used to tell my son, "there's a lid for every pot"...

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Re: I miss Jeremy Ryan

Postby gargantua » Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:37 pm

gozer wrote:
gargantua wrote:
Cadfael wrote:I think there are at least a few Dollar Store shoppers who are creeped out right now.

If Shorty rolls up on a Segway, he can have his pick of the swooning ladies. The losers have to ride a Metro bus to the west transfer point and an uncertain future.



do they make tandem segways and/or sidecars for segways?

If there are no sidecars, there really oughta be.


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