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Re: Planes

Postby gozer » Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:02 pm

ever have the person in front of u turn on their laptop to show the inspectors at airport security to prove it is not a bomb and it brings up pr0n at high volume? that happened the last time i flew through munich . . .

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Re: Planes

Postby gozer » Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:48 pm

https://themysteriousworld.com/10-highe ... the-world/

so the rüppel's vulture (gyps rueppelli brehm 1852) can reach almost as high as the aeroplane with the smashed windscreen, the incident i was thinking of was at flight level 370 at 37k feet or 11 300 metres, on 24.xi.1973 -- and indeed they only live in africa, making it equally likely that a lemur or a kangaroo broke the windscreen, so it was:

1. a meteor
2. space junk
3. over-torqued bolts
4. smashed crew members
5. somebody smuggling a vulture in their pants inside the aeroplane, it escapes, they open the cockpit door saying "what the fuck is going on here" and the broken windscreen is the point of egress
6. they were preparing to do a power-dive over a zoo
7. an undocumented/unreported case of unuathorised people being in the cockpit and fighting with the pilots
8. a ghost
9. satan
10. other


the incident in côte d'iviore was in 1973


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