if u left your heart in san francisco . . .

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if u left your heart in san francisco . . .

Postby gozer » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:30 am

. . . do not despair, there are always:

kissing, bayern, germany (48°18′N 10°59′E)
titz, nordrhein-westfalen, germany (51°0′22″N 6°25′27″E)
petting, bayern, germany (47°55′N 12°49′E)
fucking, oberösterreich, austria (48°04′02″N 12°51′49″E)


i am told that one can find head in county donegal in ireland if they know where and how to look . . .

i have not seen
wang, niederösterreich, austria (48°02′40″N 15°01′30″E) ,
close up, nor its bavarian counterpart for that matter . . .

if u cannot make it to the second location when u visit n r w , there is always: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankum


i have been to the first four and i especially enjoy the fourth. . . as always, the third is a pleasant diversion too . . . though i have to wonder about the reports of the second being so large as to make it possible to get lost for many hours at a time . . .

then there is the talk of the high-speed link from intercourse, penn to climax, minn . . .

and if u absolutely insist, even though it may be hardly what u expect unless u have certain connexions and mindset:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus,_Yonne

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Re: if u left your heart in san francisco . . .

Postby Shorty » Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:24 pm

When you were in Fucking, how did you like the Fuckingers? Or are they called Fuckers? Who is the Fucking mayor?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria

"Fucking is most famous for its four traffic signs with its name on them, beside which tourists stop to have their photograph taken, owing to the profane English word with the same spelling. British and American soldiers based in nearby Salzburg noticed the name after World War II, and began to travel to the village to have their photos taken beside the signs while striking various poses. The local residents, the Fuckingers, were considerably bemused as they had not previously been aware of the meaning of their village's name when read as English. Since then, the number of visitors to Fucking has increased, with the occasional visit by a tour bus".

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Re: if u left your heart in san francisco . . .

Postby Paleo2 » Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:03 am

Closer to home, there is Intercourse, PA, on the road to Paradise.

https://lancasterpa.com/intercourse/

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Re: if u left your heart in san francisco . . .

Postby Shorty » Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:12 pm

East side here has a Pleasure Drive. It intersects Hooker ave at the happiest corner in town.

Titz, Germany plans to annex nearby land and expand, so Titz will grow and lose some of its quaintness. Which do you prefer, small Titz or big Titz?

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Re: if u left your heart in san francisco . . .

Postby gargantua » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:30 pm

Fascinating.


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