Favorite Christmas music

[Shorty]

Date rape song or Holiday charmer?

Baby it's cold outside

[Bwis53]

Shorty, have you tried this?

[Shorty]

Singing? Yes. Date rape? No.

[Bwis53]

Shorty, how old are you? You never learned the art of seduction?

Even Danny Devito got the girl in The O in Ohio...

[Bwis53]

Shorty, how old are you? You never learned the art of seduction?

Even Danny Devito got the girl in The O in Ohio...

Maybe you should try to meet Beaver and sing those songs to her...

[gozer]

my favourite christmas carol is "welcome to paradise v 1.0" (1988) by front 242

[Shorty]

You never learned the art of seduction?

I never learned that art. Are you well experienced?

[Henry Vilas]

Your second sentence confirms the first.

[Bwis53]

Shorty, you still haven't said how old you are. Why don't you proposition Beaver?

[Igor]

Off the top of my head, "Fat Bottomed Girls" seems equally rapey.

[Shorty]

Yes but I didn't know Fat Bottomed Girls was a Christmas song.

[Bwis53]

Shorty, you still haven't said how old you are. Why don't you proposition Beaver?

[Shorty]

My age is private, Beaver isn't my type. For one thing, he is male. Is anyone besides gozer going to post their favorite Christmas music?

[Bwis53]

My age is private, Beaver isn't my type. For one thing, he is male. Is anyone besides gozer going to post their favorite Christmas music?

Well, Shorty, I may be too old for you. I'm gaining on 70.

I like some of the new pop artists' Christmas music.
And I have an old German favorite: "Das ist ein Ros Entsprungen" (there is a rose blooming)

[Henry Vilas]

As I posted four years ago, Phil Spector's Christmas Album is still my favorite, even though Felon Phil is a homicidal maniac.