Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

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Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:55 pm

On Friday.

Very excited.


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Re: Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby Bludgeon » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:08 pm

See though, when Jesus comes to town, you're supposed to be excited. It's like, "Wooooo!" -- "WoooooOOOOOOoo!" -- "WoooOOOooOoo". Because that's what partisan sycophants do when they meet their messiah.

It's a good thing - like the rapture.

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Re: Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:12 pm

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Re: Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:17 pm

Bludgeon wrote:See though, when Jesus comes to town, you're supposed to be excited. It's like, "Wooooo!" -- "WoooooOOOOOOoo!" -- "WoooOOOooOoo". Because that's what partisan sycophants do when they meet their messiah.

It's a good thing - like the rapture.

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Re: Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby minicat » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:18 pm

I certainly hope someone notifies the FBI, CIA and NSA that you are in the area, Ned.

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Re: Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby Bludgeon » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:19 pm

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Seriously it is offputting how much of the potus' personal media has been deliberately evocative of any messianic art, including imposed/suggested light-halos. That shit is everywhere.

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Re: Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:22 pm

minicat wrote:I certainly hope someone notifies the FBI, CIA and NSA that you are in the area, Ned.

No, but I have spoken to Obama's Civilian Security Force and it's all good.

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Re: Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:25 pm

I'm hoping that BFF Beyoncé opens the show!
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Re: Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby GordonFreeman » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:46 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:No, but I have spoken to Obama's Civilian Security Force and it's all good.


So...you're kind of like Travis Bickle?

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Re: Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:53 pm

GordonFreeman wrote:
Ned Flanders wrote:No, but I have spoken to Obama's Civilian Security Force and it's all good.


So...you're kind of like Travis Bickle?

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Re: Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:59 pm

I know Michelle loves to garden. Hope she has time to visit the beautiful rose garden next to Lake Harriet!
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Re: Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby Bland » Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:08 pm

HA! Flanders sleeps in a crib!

Wow, the forum is really on fire this afternoon.
I haven't laughed this hard since that time I hired those hobos to entertain me. That was the funniest shit ever. But this thread is a close third.

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Re: Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:57 pm

We know the whole family sticks to a strict, healthy, diet, but hopefully they can bust out and grab burger at Bread and Pickle or hit that great ice cream joint in Linden Hills!
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Re: Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:58 pm

One day to go!

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Re: Obama To Make Speech Just Blocks from My Crib

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Jun 26, 2014 3:01 pm

Perhaps they could enjoy a bike ride around the chain of lakes!
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