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nothing's better on a cold dark winter day than some biscuits, a hot cup of tea, and a big load of dilaudid right up the main line -- and a blowjob. preferably all at the same time. maybe some bolivian marching powder if it is 40 below zero outside and your boss comes in saying her feet are frozen and needs to fuck to warm them up. . .
narcoleptish wrote:How ya gonna eat a biscuit while blowing your boss's husband?
i saw something similar in a cirque du soleil performance some time ago; i hear it can be seen in las vegas at the circus-circus too.
"how much do they pay u to screw that bear?"
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