We are going to McDonald's or else

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We are going to McDonald's or else

Postby Beaver » Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:43 pm

Now this is a true Mac-Attack:

http://www.timesnews.net/article/906928 ... -mcdonalds

"A Kingsport woman's food cravings allegedly ran amok Wednesday morning, as her boyfriend's refusal to visit McDonald's spurred her to run him over with a pickup truck — striking him three times...
Brooks denied hitting the man with the truck, claiming that he had, "jumped onto the hood." Based on his injuries and tattered clothing, police determined otherwise. An individual who accompanied the pair attributed the attack to the golden arches, saying Brooks, "was mad they didn't stop at McDonald's."

Brooks was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, booked into the city jail and then transported to the Sullivan County jail in Blountville. The victim, who is the father of Brooks' child, was given a domestic violence form and transported to a friend's residence."

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Re: We are going to McDonald's or else

Postby Average Joe » Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:35 am

Sentence her to 5 years of eating nothing but carrot sticks, wheat grass, tabouli, tofu, and plain yogurt. That'll teach her.

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Re: We are going to McDonald's or else

Postby Remember_Me » Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:39 pm

I hope she fries.

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Re: We are going to McDonald's or else

Postby Beaver » Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:53 pm

Ha ha!

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Re: We are going to McDonald's or else

Postby supaunknown » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:39 am

"Ah, hit the spot."


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