I see your "Vodka Samm" and raise you a UW student

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I see your "Vodka Samm" and raise you a UW student

Postby Cameron Connors » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:04 am

http://www.slate.com/blogs/crime/2013/0 ... nt_of.html

vs. our very own random UW student

http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/ ... 80c19.html

Still hard to beat Justin A. Smith of the Slate article. 0.627 is hard to fathom.

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Re: I see your "Vodka Samm" and raise you a UW student

Postby Michael Patrick » Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:18 pm

The UW student was stumbling around outside Camp Randall.

On the other hand, Vodka Samm was coherent enough to get into the stadium, and then tweet about getting arrested.

Clearly, our students have a ways to go to catch up to Ms. Samm.

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Re: I see your "Vodka Samm" and raise you a UW student

Postby wesconsin » Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:41 am

Or our students are just good enough at handling their immense BAC and are able to avoid police.

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Re: I see your "Vodka Samm" and raise you a UW student

Postby O.J. » Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:59 am

I'm going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic
— Samantha (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013


If she ever has children, she can just claim that the .341 represents Iowa's winning percentage.

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Re: I see your "Vodka Samm" and raise you a UW student

Postby Cameron Connors » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:27 pm

Well they have a good...no...not that...um, wrestling, softball?

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Re: I see your "Vodka Samm" and raise you a UW student

Postby Michael Patrick » Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:24 pm

In a related story...

Police were called to the home in the 1500 block of Adams Street at 6 a.m. after a man found a 22-year-old woman naked and asleep on the family’s living room futon. Police said the woman’s clothes were on the floor, the coffee table was broken and there was vomit all over the furniture.

The couple told police they might have forgotten to lock the door Thursday night.

The woman told police she might have had too much to drink while out with friends and she thought the home was her apartment.

Police took the woman to her home several blocks away and provided her with the contact information for the Adams Street family so she could reimburse them for damages.

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Re: I see your "Vodka Samm" and raise you a UW student

Postby wesconsin » Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:48 am

how come i have never woken up to a naked 22 year old girl on my couch?

i have such terrible luck

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Re: I see your "Vodka Samm" and raise you a UW student

Postby Bwis53 » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:01 am

I miss living downtown in First Settlement. I don't miss loud drunken parties in my back yard.


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