Schweddy Balls

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Schweddy Balls

Postby ilikebeans » Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:29 pm

I'm sure most have seen the story now about Ben & Jerry's new flavor based on the classic Saturday Night Live skit.

As expected, it was only a matter of time before the uptight conservative moms of this country got their oversized bloomers in a knot over it.

Funny, you'd think teabaggers would be into Schweddy Balls.

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Re: Schweddy Balls

Postby bdog » Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:32 pm

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Re: Schweddy Balls

Postby jman111 » Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:13 pm

I grabbed some Schweddy Balls at Woodman's this weekend. Nothing special.


heh.

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Re: Schweddy Balls

Postby Henry Vilas » Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:39 pm

To those who object to the name, try their newest flavor (from SNL): Go Fudge Yourself.

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Re: Schweddy Balls

Postby fisticuffs » Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:43 pm

Waiting for Canteen Boy Crunch.
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or Unfrozen Caveman Yogurt.

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Re: Schweddy Balls

Postby Ned Flanders » Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:03 pm

Sweaty Hippie
Merkinberry Crunch
Wiccan Walnut

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Re: Schweddy Balls

Postby narcoleptish » Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:48 am

They should offer a half-pint with Lance Armstrong's picture on it.

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Re: Schweddy Balls

Postby Dangerousman » Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:15 pm

narcoleptish wrote:They should offer a half-pint with Lance Armstrong's picture on it.


That's cruel.

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Re: Schweddy Balls

Postby O.J. » Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:35 pm

Dangerousman wrote:
narcoleptish wrote:They should offer a half-pint with Lance Armstrong's picture on it.


That's cruel.


How about a full pint of orange ice cream called Juiced Up?

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Re: Schweddy Balls

Postby bdog » Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:29 am

KTVU fuks up

“KTVU has just learned the names of the four pilots who were on board the flight,” Ms Campbell said. “They are Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow. And the NTSB has confirmed these are the names of the pilots on board flight 214 when it crashed. We are working to determine exactly what roles each of them played during the landing on Saturday.”


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