Bagpiping?

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Bagpiping?

Postby LoopBo » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:45 pm

I have a friend who lives in Salt Lake City and has many Mormon friends. She says the new rage there among Mormon youth is "Bagpiping."

The female lubes up her armpit and the male makes love to it. Apparently this is not considered intercourse so it's a-ok in their eyes.

This begs the question: Who kilt the sexual revolution??

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Postby TheBookPolice » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:48 pm

How totally shitfaced are you right now? High? Tweaking? It's got to be something.

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Postby LoopBo » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:49 pm

quit e-following me!!!

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Postby Stomach » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:11 pm

This is hot, I'm a pit man myself.

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Postby Flat_Atom » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:39 pm

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "pit stop" eh?

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Re: Bagpiping?

Postby blunt » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:14 pm

LoopBo wrote: Apparently this is not considered intercourse so it's a-ok in their eyes.


What's with these religious kids?
First a blow job and now skullfucking.
What else isn't really sex?

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Postby Oprah » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:32 pm

A true gentleman would give that pit a good licking before bagpiping it. The ladies love faux cunnilingus. I also hear the Brazilian pit trim is all the rave among the ladies.

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Postby Stomach » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:39 pm

Do you think they say things like "Have you seen the arms on the new girl? I'd let her pipe me."

"Verrrrry pipeable."

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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:53 pm

Weirder still is this photograph.

That's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir in back.
Down in front, seated with the band, are three folks in kilts who are, presumably, bagpipers.
But what's this?
One's a guy and two of'em are women!!?!

Now I'm really confused.

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Postby cxl01 » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:38 pm

Gives new meaning to the term "laying some pipe".

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Postby evansvillehousewife » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:19 pm

So... is it the triceps or biceps females must use to accomplish this?
If this is a swell way to tone flabby arms, it may catch on.

This may be the real reason Mormons must wear shirtsleeves that go to the elbow. Anything less would be exposing an erogenous zone.

So if two guys bagpipe, is it still heterosexual since it's not sex? Is it Ok as long as they pretend it's a female armpit?

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Postby Sideshow Bob » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:48 pm

What happened to the good old-fashioned hand job?

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Postby Bwis53 » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:36 pm

This reminds me of that old term, "technical virgin",(doing everything but the nasty).

I looked in the yellow pages, at all those car lube joints. One of 'em is called Pit Stop Lube.

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Postby Ned Flanders » Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:51 pm

This is so 1978. Just ask the Osmonds and their groupies.

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Re: Bagpiping?

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