How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Chuck, Chuck?

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How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Chuck if the Fucker Hadn't Pussed Out and Crawled Smack-back into Hibernation?

No wood. None.
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18%
Some wood, but not much.
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18%
A fair amount of wood ... like ... a bushel? How much is that anyway?
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A fair amount of wood ... like ... a bushel? How much is that anyway?
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Dude, a shitload of fuckin' wood. Seriously, I've seen that shit up close ...
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How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Chuck, Chuck?

Postby Chuck_Schick » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:26 pm

Help a brother out ...

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Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:29 pm

Chuckie, your fascination with "wood" is a bit disturbing.

Is Mrs. Schick aware of this?

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Postby lunatic fringe » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:29 pm

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

About a faggot, that's how much.
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Postby Chuck_Schick » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:34 pm

lunatic fringe wrote:A much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

A much what, Loon? 'Nuther three-martini lunch, or are you practicing your Cockney accent?

Heh ... Cockney ...

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Postby Michael Patrick » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:37 pm

I've had a few of those furry little bastards decide my garden was their buffet line. Shoulda heard those little fuckers scream when the doors of the cage clanged shut... :twisted:

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Postby meowzamusic » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:16 pm

Shouldn't this be posted under the DRINKING forum, Chuck?

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Postby btrapp » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:13 pm

.....about the same amount of ground that a groundhog could grind, if a groundhog could grind ground.

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Postby Ducatista » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:17 pm

Somebody from city parks was quoted in Isthmus a while back as describing the woodchucks that live by the tracks on John Nolen as "pot roast sized," and that's how I've thought of them ever since.

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Postby Henry Vilas » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:37 pm

I've been to wild game feeds and have tried everything from moose to squirrel. Have even eaten crow (as hard as that might seem). Beaver tail and alligator. Deer heart and bear. But never woodchuck.

I'd like to give it a try.

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Postby snoqueen » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:36 pm

Ducatista wrote:Somebody from city parks was quoted in Isthmus a while back as describing the woodchucks that live by the tracks on John Nolen as "pot roast sized," and that's how I've thought of them ever since.


Me too. That was the greatest description ever.

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Postby btrapp » Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:41 am

Henry Vilas wrote:I've been to wild game feeds and have tried everything from moose to squirrel.


credit where credit due...that's a chuckle

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Postby white_rabbit » Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:04 pm

Henry Vilas wrote: moose to squirrel.


Damn it! Now I can't get Natasha's voice out of my head.

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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:23 pm

btrapp wrote:.....about the same amount of ground that a groundhog could grind, if a groundhog could grind ground.


Silly question #347:
How'd "grinding" get into this?
Do you just have unfulfilled desires relating to marmots or are you just unsure about the concept of parallel construction?
Yes, I know "ground" is the past tense of "grind", but so what?
Shouldn't the question be "how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?"

Not sure what question you would ask about a whistle pig...?
("How much whistle would a whistle pig pig if a whistle pig could pig whistle" just doesn't work...)

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Postby Chuck_Schick » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:20 pm

Prof. Wagstaff wrote:Shouldn't the question be "how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?"

Yes, it should be. And the answer is a shitload of fuckin' ground, man. Seriously, I've seen that shit up close ...


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