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New Flu Going Around

Postby npler » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:36 pm

Wife says her boss has the "Possum Flu" as in "playing 'possum" which is to say the guy just wanted to sleep in.

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Re: New Flu Going Around

Postby Dangerousman » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:35 am

Imagine what he might want to do with the Swine Flu.

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Re: New Flu Going Around

Postby mifflander » Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:52 pm

New flu? That's the oldest flu in the book.

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Re: New Flu Going Around

Postby Stomach » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:32 pm

Probably Ricin poisoning

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Re: New Flu Going Around

Postby green union terrace chair » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:49 pm

The Beer Flu is quite common among college students, but for some reason seems to strike mainly on Fridays.

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Re: New Flu Going Around

Postby fisticuffs » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:50 pm

Thanks Obamacare.

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Re: New Flu Going Around

Postby Mean Scenester » Thu Oct 03, 2013 4:05 pm

Someone should alert the CDC.

Oh wait ...

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Re: New Flu Going Around

Postby gozer » Thu Oct 03, 2013 6:14 pm

i once had didelphine influenza type d, as in i wanted to stay home and shoot dilaudid all day -- until i realised how much more fun it was to get high at work . . .


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