A new constitutional right?

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A new constitutional right?

Postby Michael Patrick » Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:56 am

Man-goat love edition...

A 41-year-old Waukesha man was charged last week with allegedly arguing (loudly) on behalf of one of America’s lesser known freedoms: the right of a man to love a goat.

Shaun Keith Orris was charged on June 13 in Waukesha County Circuit Court with carrying a concealed weapon and disorderly conduct, allegedly asking strangers outside a bar: “Do you think it’s right to [expletive] a goat.”

Its an issue that perhaps demands attention after half-a-dozen beers and a couple shots, which allegedly prompted Shaun Keith Orris’ prurient outburst.

According to the criminal complaint, Waukesha City Police were dispatched at 2:45 a.m. June 13 to Waukesha’s Montecito Ristorante Lounge, 257 West Broadway, after receiving a call from Orris complaining he was “battered and bloodied” for asking strangers his strange question.

The owner of Montecito told police that Orris had been drinking heavily and began asking other patrons whether they believed it was their constitutional right to have sex with a goat, according to the complaint.

Waukesha man argues constitutional right of goat love

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Re: A new constitutional right?

Postby FJD » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:38 am

I guess someone could argue it's a constitutional right, but goats don't have the mental capability to give consent, so it would be non-consensual, i.e. rape.

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Re: A new constitutional right?

Postby massimo » Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:21 am

Riiiight, let's blame this on "half-a-dozen beers and a couple shots." Clearly, the LSM has an agenda, and that agenda is the continued marginalization of NAMGLA and its message.

Edit: dammit, apparently NAMGLA is a thing, and not the thing I thinged it to be.

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