Chief Rabble Scratch Fisticuffs, Chief of Police
Forum Resident Information Letter
The safety issues associated with Meade's commenting are, historically, the result of over-consumption of critical thinking and a general attitude of irreverence and disrespect for authority. Illegal/nuisance commenting enforcement is the most effective way to stop this over-consumption of critical thinking and to discourage bad attitudes in general.
The no tolerance stance of the Daily Page Forum Police Department extends to the entire internet area during the first weekend of May and every weekend thereafter. So, if you're thinking you'll just have a friend in another part of the internet host an illegal/nuisance commenting session; The Daily Page Forum Police Department again encourages you to reconsider. We will be out in force and most of the repercussions outlined in this letter will apply everywhere.