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Adolph Hitler thread

Postby bdog » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:37 am

Hitler's father, Alois Hitler (1837–1903), was the illegitimate child of Maria Anna Schicklgruber.

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Re: Adolph Hitler thread

Postby bdog » Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:00 am

Adolf Hitler was fascinated by hands. His library contained pictures and drawings of hands belonging to famous people throughout history.

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Re: Adolph Hitler thread

Postby pjbogart » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:11 am

Adolph Hitler complained that liberals in the media and liberal college professors were poisoning German youth with their liberal thoughts.

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Re: Adolph Hitler thread

Postby Henry Vilas » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:18 am

Hitler had German socialists rounded up and sent to concentration camps.

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Re: Adolph Hitler thread

Postby Ned Flanders » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:25 am

He was vegetarian, loved animals and art. Sounds like most libs....

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Re: Adolph Hitler thread

Postby Henry Vilas » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:27 am

He was also a Catholic.

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Re: Adolph Hitler thread

Postby fisticuffs » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:30 am

He was a Nazi. Not a democrat, not a republican. not a Liberal or conservative. He was a mass murdering douchecanoe. So is anyone bringing him up in the context of current American politics.

There are a number of ways to lose an argument. Meade and David Blaska have mastered most of them, including this one.

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Re: Adolph Hitler thread

Postby Marvell » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:36 am

I give this thread five hitlers.

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Re: Adolph Hitler thread

Postby Marvell » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:38 am

Ned Flanders wrote:He was vegetarian, loved animals and art. Sounds like most libs....


Self-parody alert!

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Re: Adolph Hitler thread

Postby Stella_Guru » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:00 am

I owned a VW bug and drove it for several years until the heater boxes, located around the exhaust headers, started pumping exhaust fumes into the passenger compartment. Then I tore the body off and made what remained into a nifty dune buggy.

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Re: Adolph Hitler thread

Postby Ned Flanders » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:11 am

Marvell wrote:
Ned Flanders wrote:He was vegetarian, loved animals and art. Sounds like most libs....


Self-parody alert!

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Re: Adolph Hitler thread

Postby massimo » Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:12 am

Wait, I love animals and art. Shit.

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Re: Adolph Hitler thread

Postby Detritus » Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:29 am

Ned Flanders wrote:He was vegetarian, loved animals and art. Sounds like most libs....

Aha! Another connection between Hitler and Gandhi. No wonder there are so many similarities between their political movements.

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Re: Adolph Hitler thread

Postby Marvell » Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:31 am

massimo wrote:Wait, I love animals and art. Shit.


That's what gives it that Flanders-licious level of utter stupidity!

Aparently, to be a true freedom-loving American you have to be a hate-engorged philistine. Which is supposed to be some kind of compelling argument.

Which I guess it is, if you're a hate-engorged philistine. And with that, we have come full circle.

Keep on Hitlering that hole, Ned! You'll make it all the way to rhetorical China yet!

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Re: Adolph Hitler thread

Postby pjbogart » Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:00 pm

According to the bible, Samson killed 1000 Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Ned's just keeping up the tradition.


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