Waukesha: Man has sex with sofa, becomes national celebrity

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Waukesha: Man has sex with sofa, becomes national celebrity

Postby rabble » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:39 am

The human-furniture coupling was interrupted earlier this month when an off-duty cop out jogging late one night spotted Gerard Streator, 46, trysting with the yellow couch, which had been left at a Waukesha curb.


It's in the smoking gun, which was quoted by Huff Post, and all across the internet.

I found out about it when Colbert did a pretty long segment on it.

See? It ain't just our Governor and our job creators who are making the news.

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Re: Waukesha: Man has sex with sofa, becomes national celebr

Postby bdog » Sat Jan 12, 2013 10:03 am

Edwards concluded that Streator “had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.” It is unclear whether the reference to two cushions meant that the couch was, in fact, a love seat.

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Re: Waukesha: Man has sex with sofa, becomes national celebr

Postby narcoleptish » Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:16 am

That's pretty hilarious and of course he shouldn't have been doing what he was doing, but now this guys life is kinda ruined because someone posted it on the web. He makes one extremely ridiculous decision, which isn't hurting anybody else, and now he's going to be the "couch fucker" for the rest of his life.

I'm just not sure how wise it is to humiliate people on a global scale. If after two years of constant ridicule, this dude walks into the offices of The Smoking Gun and smokes a bunch of people with a gun, is it still going to be funny?

But yeah, right now that's a funny story.

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Re: Waukesha: Man has sex with sofa, becomes national celebr

Postby bdog » Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:43 am

narcoleptish wrote:If after two years of constant ridicule, this dude walks into the offices of The Smoking Gun...

They should get one of these just in case...probably buy them a few minutes.

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Re: Waukesha: Man has sex with sofa, becomes national celebr

Postby snoqueen » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:51 pm

I'm just not sure how wise it is to humiliate people on a global scale. If after two years of constant ridicule, this dude walks into the offices of The Smoking Gun and smokes a bunch of people with a gun, is it still going to be funny?

But yeah, right now that's a funny story.


The upside is the general public has a memory that goes back five minutes at most. And with any luck they won't put him on the sex offenders registry, unless some organization for molested couches has a demonstration at the Capitol.

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Re: Waukesha: Man has sex with sofa, becomes national celebr

Postby peripat » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:59 pm

Ummm- I guess we're just lucky to have vigilant officers of the law willing to protect us from evil sofa molesters

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Re: Waukesha: Man has sex with sofa, becomes national celebr

Postby Average Joe » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:06 pm

I betcha his sofa at home is pissed he went out and got a little
upholstery from some trash just sitting out on the curb.

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Re: Waukesha: Man has sex with sofa, becomes national celebr

Postby Steve Vokers » Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:45 am

snoqueen wrote:
I'm just not sure how wise it is to humiliate people on a global scale. If after two years of constant ridicule, this dude walks into the offices of The Smoking Gun and smokes a bunch of people with a gun, is it still going to be funny?

But yeah, right now that's a funny story.


The upside is the general public has a memory that goes back five minutes at most. And with any luck they won't put him on the sex offenders registry, unless some organization for molested couches has a demonstration at the Capitol.


I think he should be put on the registry, and prevented from living anywhere within 1,000 feet of a couch.

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Re: Waukesha: Man has sex with sofa, becomes national celebr

Postby peripat » Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:19 pm

Y'all know if he'd just shot the damn thing we wouldn't be having this conversation.

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Re: Waukesha: Man has sex with sofa, becomes national celebr

Postby gargantua » Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:46 pm

peripat wrote:Y'all know if he'd just shot the damn thing we wouldn't be having this conversation.

I bet Trump could have sex with an abandoned sofa, shoot it, and not lose any votes.

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Re: Waukesha: Man has sex with sofa, becomes national celebr

Postby zippery » Wed Apr 13, 2016 7:12 pm

gargantua wrote:I bet Trump could have sex with an abandoned sofa, shoot it, and not lose any votes.


I bet gargantua could have sex with an abandoned sofa and it would be the first thing she's touched her entire life.

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Re: Waukesha: Man has sex with sofa, becomes national celebrity

Postby Abudabu12 » Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:33 pm

Definitely a case of more cushion for the push'n


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