Job Opening: Experience Required?

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Re: Job Opening: Experience Required?

Postby Detritus » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:52 pm

Mean Scenester wrote:
Detritus wrote: ... and being prepared at all times to screen out or cut off callers who stray too far from the show's ideological basis.

Wait ... can morning zoo inhabitants completely bereft of intellect even have an ideology?

Ideology replaces intellect in such cases.

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Re: Job Opening: Experience Required?

Postby talagaster » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:02 pm

Mean Scenester wrote:
Detritus wrote: ... and being prepared at all times to screen out or cut off callers who stray too far from the show's ideological basis.

Wait ... can morning zoo inhabitants completely bereft of intellect even have an ideology?


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Re: Job Opening: Experience Required?

Postby rrnate » Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:40 pm

Mean Scenester wrote:
Detritus wrote: ... and being prepared at all times to screen out or cut off callers who stray too far from the show's ideological basis.

Wait ... can morning zoo inhabitants completely bereft of intellect even have an ideology?


Screening Question#1: Do you believe that sound effects are consistently hilarious?

Screening Question#2: Sex is really funny too, yes?

Screening Question#3: Do you assume people would like to come and meet you at some random spot where you are doing a remote? HOW ABOUT A CAR DEALERSHIP? HOW ABOUT A SHITTY NEW FAST FOOD JOINT?

If you answer "no" to any of these questions, your beliefs are dangerous and your ideologies are not an appropriate fit for our station culture. (*Cue fart noise, room of dinks laughing)


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