That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.
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You see things; and you say: 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say: 'Why not?'"
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world."
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give."
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"We all are worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm."
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch."
narcoleptish wrote:I wonder how many great thinkers, innovators, inventive and creative minds, have been stifled by owning/inhabiting a "fixer-upper"?
bdog wrote:Hopefully there are a few psychopaths in that mix too, to even things out.
What if Dahmer had owned a fixer-upper? That's Jack Handey territory.
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