Stu, step down. As a licensed lawyer, you are an embarrassment to your profession and to the school of law from which you were given a diploma. As a government official, you are a hazard to us all.
As Stu steps down, Meade steps up! It's perfect! The more I think about it, the more I want to get on a rented bike and ride it close enough to a picnic for people there to recognize me before riding away as they call my name!
It's time we stopped hogging all the Meade for ourselves. Let's let the rest of the city share in our bounty. Let's infect Madison with Meade-monia, I mean mania!