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Coptic Christians

Postby Henry Vilas » Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:24 pm

The Coptics have been making headlines recently. Some were behind the Internet movie (trailer) trashing Mohammed. Now ancient Coptics scriptures have been discovered that lay claim to a married Jesus.

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Re: Coptic Christians

Postby david cohen » Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:24 pm

Ah, so Jesus WAS getting laid;)

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Re: Coptic Christians

Postby Francis Di Domizio » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:38 pm

david cohen wrote:Ah, so Jesus WAS getting laid;)



No, he was married :p

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Re: Coptic Christians

Postby Henry Vilas » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:50 pm

Does this debunk the rumor that "he wasn't the marrying kind"?

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Re: Coptic Christians

Postby Stebben84 » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:06 pm

david cohen wrote:Ah, so Jesus WAS getting laid;)


Because he was Jesus, he needed to remain celibate. That means blow jobs and sodomy.

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Re: Coptic Christians

Postby wallrock » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:49 am

The best joke I read on this, from Moshe Kasher on Tuesday:

"Ugh, even Jesus did a Borat impression?"

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Re: Coptic Christians

Postby Henry Vilas » Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:56 am

Stebben84 wrote:
david cohen wrote:Ah, so Jesus WAS getting laid;)

Because he was Jesus, he needed to remain celibate. That means blow jobs and sodomy.

Or the Mormon practice of bagpiping, in order to keep their technical virginity.

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Re: Coptic Christians

Postby Stebben84 » Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:04 pm

Henry Vilas wrote:
Stebben84 wrote:
david cohen wrote:Ah, so Jesus WAS getting laid;)

Because he was Jesus, he needed to remain celibate. That means blow jobs and sodomy.

Or the Mormon practice of bagpiping, in order to keep their technical virginity.


That's awesome. Jesus strikes me as an armpit guy so you may be onto something. Better yet, maybe the Mormons were on to something. Hmmmmmm...

ROMNEY 2012.

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Re: Coptic Christians

Postby Henry Vilas » Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:37 am

Henry Vilas wrote:Now ancient Coptics scriptures have been discovered that lay claim to a married Jesus.

Which the Vatican claims is a fake. Of course they would.

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Re: Coptic Christians

Postby david cohen » Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:35 pm

can we just nuke the vatican already? they are far more dangerous to mankind than Iran!


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