They’re gay, conservative and fearless. They’re GOProud, the Tea Party activists who put economics ahead of equality when it comes to same-sex marriage.
Wow. Just wow. More wow:
Hundreds of guests — including Grover Norquist, Roger Stone, Breitbart’s Dana Loesch, Tea Party Express chair Amy Kremer and former congressman Mark Foley — packed into Tampa’s Honey Pot nightclub, where dancers sported “Freedom is Fabulous” t-shirts and Romney buttons were the accessory du jour.
Ok, The Onion might as well just give up. Satire is dead.
On the other hand, now I finally have the answer to my eternal question of, what the fuck's the deal with the Log Cabin Republicans?
“I understand I won’t have equal rights. But I also want to be filthy rich, and I think the Republican ticket can get me there.”