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Headlines that need some help

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby bdog » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:28 pm

another beaut from Channel3000 today:

MADISON, Wis. -- Wisconsin health officials have released a sweeping package of sweeping Medicaid reforms designed to save more than half-a-billion dollars.


Prepare to be swept away.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Detritus » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:15 pm

Read 'em and sweep!

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby gozer » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:40 am

restaurant chain to re-open uranium enrichment facility in december

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Postby Kenneth Burns » Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:55 pm

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby bdog » Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:45 am

Authorities say Whitney Houston's body has been transported from the Beverly Hills hotel to a Los Angeles County mogue where the singer died and is awaiting an autopsy.


If she died in the morgue why didn't they just leave her there?

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby bdog » Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:00 am

more info from channel 3000:

Friends, Fans Mourn Whitney Houston
Two loud booms jolted awake the music industry executive in her fifth-floor room of the Beverly Hilton hotel.


Now it makes sense - she died in the morgue, they took her to the hotel and revived her with loud booms, but she must have slipped away after that, hence the return trip to the morgue.

I had no idea she had become an executive.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby bdog » Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:25 pm

Programming Alert: DISH Network Unwilling To Reach Fair Deal; WISC-TV Pulled From Channel Lineup


From WISC-TV's internet site, Channel3000. The article goes on to call DISH network "a stupid poopy pants". not really

That's some fair and balanced reporting huh?

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby mayact4 » Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:02 am

Badgers Hold On Late To Secure Sweet 16 Birth


(also from Channel3000)

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby supaunknown » Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:56 am

I misread this one the first time:
Top Ten Ways to Blow a Job Interview

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby sylvie » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:14 pm

It wasn't exactly a headline but one of Ch3000's articles referred to a local intersection being "all tore up" during construction. I got a rather glum reply after I wrote to the noting this.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby other i » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:23 pm

How about this from the WKOW site?

"80-year-old forced to land plane"

I don't mean to make light of it. It involves as much gravity as other important news stories.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Francis Di Domizio » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:33 pm

other i wrote:How about this from the WKOW site?

"80-year-old forced to land plane"

I don't mean to make light of it. It involves as much gravity as other important news stories.



more than most probably :P

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby mayact4 » Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:37 am

From Channel3000.com this morning....

Middleton to rid of junk mail


....plus this interesting first paragraph:

MIDDLETON, Wis. - Junk mail, from credit card offers, direct mail ads, even phone books.The City of offers to direct mail ads to phone books, can pile up in mailboxes, but the Middleton is one of the first cities in the area to do something about the annoying problem.




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