fisticuffs wrote:There once was a douche bag named Ned
He used his asshole instead of his head
You'd ask him for fact
But he'd never come back
From his hiding place under his bed
Dude... I'm begging you... Please stop!
At least read them out loud before posting, because there's no possible way anyone could hear that second line and think it's limerick worthy. (The rest is just dandy.)
Here are some suggestions to make the meter work. Please tell me you can hear the difference:
* He thought with his ass not his head
* Who used his asshole not his head
* Whose asshole had thoughts, not his head
* His ass thought for him, not his head
See how easy that is?