This is a job?

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This is a job?

Postby Entropy's Stagger » Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:17 pm

Wow, someone gets paid to do this:

Amazing. Only in California can you get a gig like this.
This is mostly live by the way and they've been at it for months on end now.

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Postby skrattypants » Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:10 pm

well, if it's live, one of their chicks oughta go to mass. my chicken wouldn't genuflect and now i'm feeling the need to dominate something.

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Postby atwoodian » Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:31 pm

I told him to dance like the village people and the little clucker did a pretty good job of it. :-)

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Postby Adam Sinclair » Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:31 pm

my brother has a job like that... he wants to quit, but honestly, we need the eggs!

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Re: This is a job?

Postby gr0upie » Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:56 pm

this is awesome! i just asked him to stand on his head, and he gave it several earnest tries. after he was done, i typed in 'nice try' and he bowed to me!

mmm... what faintly perverted things can i ask this chicken to do next?


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Postby Chuck_Schick » Fri Jul 30, 2004 4:31 pm

I told him to do the Hokey-Pokey and he just ran around in a circle.

So I told him to go pluck himself. Nothing.

Well, I guess at least now we know what they're doing with the detainees at Gitmo.

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Postby travispox » Fri Jul 30, 2004 4:41 pm

I found this a while back & I swear that if you told him to "choke the chicken" or something like that, he would simulate pleasuring himself. Now he just shakes his finger at the camera though, so either they deleted that prompt or I'm not remembering the right command.

He does a great worm, check it out!

p.s. to entropy - Where did you hear that it's live? I'm pretty sure it's taped video that's programmed to respond to particular prompts.

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Postby blunt » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:14 pm

Not live.
Won't do anything I ask.
Lots of finger-wagging.

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Postby skrattypants » Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:19 pm

i don't know. i told him to take a nap and he did. when he stood up, i asked if he felt better and he nodded emphatically yes.

perhaps live during beak, er i mean, peak hours, and stuffed (with cornbread and sage) at others?

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