A haiku

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Re: A haiku

Postby Stebben84 » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:49 pm

obama is what
he is the devil you know
trolls are what tiggs is

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Re: A haiku

Postby TheBookPolice » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:12 pm

Hey, wall. Meet forehead.
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH
SMASH SMASH SMASH pause SMASH

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Re: A haiku

Postby supaunknown » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:21 pm

Swift has purty hair
Lady Gaga has the nuts
Madonna is old

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Re: A haiku

Postby Dust Mite Rodeo » Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:45 pm

Train glides up to stop.
Delta, American, Continental?
I want Camp Randall!

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Re: A haiku

Postby Henry Vilas » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:40 am

Haikus are very dumb
But here I am writing one
I'll end: Burma Shave

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Re: A haiku

Postby O.J. » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:48 am

Is this a haiku?
I guess I'm not really sure.
I don't know how to count.

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Re: A haiku

Postby TheBookPolice » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:00 pm

Ned's new word: piker.
Did he finally see Snatch?
Next foe: ze Germans.

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Re: A haiku

Postby fisticuffs » Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:18 am

Cuckoo for Cocoa
Puffs smearing feces today
Tiggs Reincarnate?

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Re: A haiku

Postby Boyce Johnson » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:52 pm

The first rule of holes:
When you're in one stop digging.
Ain't that right, radboy?

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Re: A haiku

Postby TheBookPolice » Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:54 pm

Noise noise noise, smoking
weed, smoking weed, doing coke,
drinking beers-- ENOUGH.

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Re: A haiku

Postby Stomach » Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:10 pm

TheBookPolice wrote:Noise noise noise, smoking
weed, smoking weed, doing coke,
drinking beers-- ENOUGH.


Restaurant review?
Where is this place? I will go.
I'll try the special

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Re: A haiku

Postby gozer » Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:22 pm

dilaudid tablets
when the eights work no longer
get the shootable

i like opium
it goes down smooth, just like a
good medicine should

phencyclidine dust
i want to be wrong, but know
dem pundit's on it

nancy pelosi
who tried so hard to do good
on the bread-line soon

want to make it count?
baldwin will smash mr lee
write in liasson

ro jo ahead now?
be it by fifteen points plus
write in juan williams

pencil or ballpoint
should be trusty companion
on election day

suchtmittelgesetz
much better than c.s.a.
hej congress -- fix it!
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Re: A haiku

Postby gozer » Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:07 pm

1936
another ground-swell of rage
also by wayside

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Re: A haiku

Postby npler » Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:01 am

1, 2, 3, 4, 5
The second line has seven
Five beats for the third

They often center them
On the page, so it would be
Nice to do it here

<center>
Let us try it here
As such. Why no more option
For HTML?
</center>

The last one I wrote
A very long time ago
Was about a dog

Excuse me, daddy-o
The dog ate my homework up
Both math and haikus

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Re: A haiku

Postby TheBookPolice » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:53 am

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really quite enough.


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