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Postby Ned Flounders » Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:57 am

Thursday September, 24 is 'National Punctuation Day". (Or; perhaps I should say 'National Punctuation Day®"]

Its time for you all to start minding your apostrophe's now.

http://www.nationalpunctuationday.com/




OK quiz time: how many punctuation errors are included in this post.

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Postby mrak » Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:28 am

Your out of you're mind.

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Postby fennel » Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:50 am

Consider two very different imperatives:
Come on, people!
Come on people!

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Postby roadkill bill » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:30 am

Ned Flounders wrote:OK quiz time: how many punctuation errors are included in this post.


I counted eight, but one is a duplicate. And I'm not a great grammarian.

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Postby pjbogart » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:14 am

I count nine.

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Postby Ned Flounders » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:33 am

Anybody else? I count ten in the main part of the post, even before getting to the "OK quiz time" part...

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Postby supaunknown » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:54 am

Well, do ya, punc?

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Postby TheBookPolice » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:31 pm

Eleven errors, though some are of the same type.

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Postby Ned Flounders » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:57 pm

TheBookPolice wrote:Eleven errors, though some are of the same type.


Agreed, some are of the same type.

I don't think you can get eleven in there without pushing the boundary between "error" and "difference of opinion" pretty far, unless you're counting non-punctuation issues (or if you extend it into the OK quiz time line).

But I could be wrong!

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Postby TheBookPolice » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:16 pm

Actually, I think it's 12.

Ned Flounders wrote:Thursday1 September,2 243 is '4National Punctuation Day".5 (Or;6 perhaps I should say7 '8National Punctuation Day®9"]10

It11s time for you all to start minding your apostrophe12's now.


1) missing comma
2) misplaced comma
3) missing comma
4) mismatched quotation/apostrophe
5) misplaced period
6) misused semicolon
7) missing comma
8) mismatched quotation/apostrophe
9) missing period
10) mismatched parenthesis/bracket
11) missing apostrophe
12) misplaced apostrophe

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Postby Ned Flounders » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:33 pm

Excellent -- I missed #3. :cry:

I'd say that #7 is potentially disputable. If you replace the semicolon at #6 with a comma, then you'd also need one at #7, but some would argue that no commas are needed at all in that sentence.

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Postby fennel » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:54 pm

Plus:
Ned Flounders wrote:OK, quiz time: how many punctuation errors are included in this post.?

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Postby AaronTheSnob » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:03 am

In addition to Flag Day, National Punctuation Day is one of my favorite holidays. I let the colons, semi-colons and commas fly with abandon!!!

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Postby Marvell » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:42 am

AaronTheSnob wrote:In addition to Flag Day, National Punctuation Day is one of my favorite holidays. I let the colons [...] fly with abandon!!!


And god help anyone standing behind you.

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Postby fennel » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:11 am

Without the semantic fiber of punctuation, one's intent remains amorphous and tends to linger in the colon. This sometimes causes an infection of the semi-colon which then has to be surgically removed.


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