I would have put "Go to hell" in all caps too and made it bold but yours is a good and sincere fucking crazy as well.
Gluten: A newly discovered cause of mental disdorders, sometimes.
Sorry if I went off topic, somebody must have slipped a gluten roofie into my drink.
"Gluten roofie?" Gee, that's hilarious and clever, for a pathetic attempt at an insult.
Oh my god, I made a TYPO, for christ's sake, that must mean I'm dumb. Actually, it's more proof of how incredibly immature you are, to poke fun of me for something so irrelevant instead of considering my point, then continue on and make fun of a serious illness. As a matter of fact, since you are obviously extremely ignorant-- gluten is not a newly discovered cause of mental illness, in fact it's been known for awhile that it can cause neurological problems such as epilepsy, ataxia, chronic fatigue, and severe depression. There were times before I was diagnosed that I was so suicidal and tired of being sick that I almost offed myself but I realized there was some underlying cause I couldn't comprehend. Isn't suicide and depression just HYSTERICAL?! I guess it is when you're a sadist.
Why is it when you pricks make comments about how the service and food was awful or great at a particular restaurant that it's just part of the conversation, but when I contribute in the same way and discuss the topic at hand, I'm unfairly labeled a "whiner"? Then someone complains about how they are sick of all the allergy posts, blah blah, when I made ONE SINGLE POST that included the fact that I have a gluten-free diet, that's somehow intolerable and overkill. I didn't even see a single post in the thread where someone mentioned a special diet; the topic was best/worst dining experiences in Madison, I chime in with my two cents, I get two nice people who reply, then attacked by idiots.
I think I have every right to be pissed off when I'm just making simple commentary and recommendations of restaurants, and I get made fun of, someone belittles my serious illness, and get treated like shit for absolultey no reason; but most of all it's the astounding ignorance I find most frustrating. I joined this forum because I read the paper and then stumbled on the website and found some threads to be amusing and informative. But I also have witnessed a lot of people acting like high school bullies and just throwing insults at one another. If I wanted to associate with a group of narrow-minded, self-righteous dickheads, I would have joined the Republican Party or some religious fundamentalist sect. Obviously trying to defend myself to irrational and heartless people is pointless; you ass clowns can go back to drowning kittens and throwing rocks at children with Down Syndrome, since you seem to find laughing at suffering so goddamn entertaining.