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I WANT ONE!!!

Postby blunt » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:44 pm

Perfect for grilling during the winter months....this one cost $65,0000.00....

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This unique dragons are actually fully functioning barbeque.
http://www.steelisalive.com/bbqsculptures.htm
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Postby meowzamusic » Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:35 pm

I think you can buy the Lego version for like, $30

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Postby Bwis53 » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:12 pm

meowzamusic wrote:I think you can buy the Lego version for like, $30


Thanks! Now I know what to get my 23 year old, who won't let go of his thousands of Legos! (He's a dragon freak, with a small reptile named Irwin!)

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Postby blunt » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:48 pm

meowzamusic wrote:I think you can buy the Lego version for like, $30


Try cooking a burger on Legos.
Still can't get that smell out of my parents' basement.

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Postby blunt » Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:29 pm

A most fashionable headcovering from Japan in the form of human excrement.
5.5" wide, 4" high, and $22 per turd from
The Poo Head

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Postby blunt » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:06 pm

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Finger-shaped nose hair trimmer.......

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Postby blunt » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:11 pm

Baby Bottom Fan
Upon wiping the meadow muffin off of your beloved’s hiney, why not give her the cleansing pleasure of a Baby Bottom Fan? This eerily phallic-shaped mechanism boasts the ability to dry excess moisture off of your baby’s behind and prevent various skin ailments. We were disturbed by the “built-in anti-microbial fragrance dispenserâ€Â

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Postby blunt » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:24 pm

It's an actual real flower seed (fava bean size)... When seed is planted in sand with potting soil &/or peat moss, each seed will sprout in approximately 6 days in the hot sun (varies with different climatic conditions - works best in the hot sun). Each plant will have 2 words "(of your choice)" genetically imprinted (black text - looks like burned engraving) on each leaf - different word on front and different word on back....
Bizarrefun.com

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Postby Paco » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:40 pm

http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=4262


A flying suit. Looks like a blast.

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Postby blunt » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:09 pm

Paco wrote:http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=4262


A flying suit. Looks like a blast.


Cool: I'll be Raelian in the New Year........

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Postby blunt » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:03 am

FDA Approved!
Light-emitting Diodes!
Increase circulation!
Relieve your pain!
Rub yourself with a flashlight!
"The only side effect is how good it makes you feel!"

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Postby blunt » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:13 am

After painting your dining room with Scented Ceiling Paint from Dutchboy, sit down to a scrumptious meal featuring dead animals killed with Seasoned Buckshot.

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Postby acereraser » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:46 pm

blunt wrote:Baby Bottom Fan This eerily phallic-shaped mechanism...

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You got something like that in your pants?!? Golly, mister.

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Postby Oprah » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:22 pm

blunt wrote:FDA Approved!
Light-emitting Diodes!
Increase circulation!
Relieve your pain!
Rub yourself with a flashlight!
"The only side effect is how good it makes you feel!"

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Is that Wink Martindale? If yes, gimme 50.

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Postby Marvell » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:03 pm

The secret of the device is, each one of those little lights is beaming the healing image of Wink Martindale directly onto your skin.

To quote Frank Zappa:

Don't fool yourself, girl - it's Winking at you.


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