Useless Foron Poll. Who's hotter Betty or Wilma

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Who's hotter.

Betty
20
91%
Wilma
2
9%
 
Total votes: 22

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Useless Foron Poll. Who's hotter Betty or Wilma

Postby white_rabbit » Sat Apr 03, 2004 8:41 pm

This started over in Town Vibe in the "People say the darndest things" thread. So who is hotter Betty or Wilma? And why.

I say Betty, she just seemed to have a certain va-voom and sassiness that Wilma lacked. Wilma seem a little more bitchy.

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Postby Henry Vilas » Sat Apr 03, 2004 8:54 pm

I've been involved in this debate, on and off, for at least three decades. It's like deja vu all over again.

Wilma, although I don't know what she ever saw in Barney.

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Postby white_rabbit » Sat Apr 03, 2004 9:02 pm

Henry Vilas wrote:Wilma, although I don't know what she ever saw in Barney.


You mean Fred? Or was I unaware that she was banging the neighbor? :wink:

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Postby Paco » Sat Apr 03, 2004 9:40 pm

Rabbit, it was well documented in the VH-1 Behind The Scenes. They had footage of Barney slinking back to his house in the early morning hours after doinking Wilma.

Gotta vote for Betty. I prefer brunettes over redheads, she had a better necklace, and Betty filled out that poofy short dress better.

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Postby blunt » Sun Apr 04, 2004 1:23 pm

This riddle has been with us since the time those monkeys found that strange monolith and were impregnated by praying mantises.

Betty is the boink bucket. Get of my toon and into my car.

Wilma is the buddy you smoke dope and drink with, the kind that makes you laugh, probably a lesbian in a different life, like Brett Butler.

As a kid, I had the unformed vague hots for:
1) Isis
2) Peter Brady
3) That guy on Shazaam
4) Wonder Woman
5) Gilligan (!)
6) Ginger
7) Mary Ann
8) Lady Everlin (sp?) on Mr. Rogers
9) Rick Springfield
10) Bugs Bunny (regular and in drag)

These days I have a fixation with
1) Ray's wife on Everybody Loves Raymond
2) Every character in Japanimation
3) Robocop (not Peter Weller, the two-legged machine that fell backwards out the window)

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Postby white_rabbit » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:47 pm

blunt wrote:These days I have a fixation with
1) Ray's wife on Everybody Loves Raymond


Did you know she's a right wing religous nut-case that belongs to Mel Gibson's uber-creppy version of the Catholic church who only say mass in Latin and think dropping quarters in a slot and lighting candles takes days off your term in purgatory?

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Postby Darthcrank » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:00 pm

white_rabbit wrote:
blunt wrote:These days I have a fixation with
1) Ray's wife on Everybody Loves Raymond


Did you know she's a right wing religous nut-case that belongs to Mel Gibson's uber-creppy version of the Catholic church who only say mass in Latin and think dropping quarters in a slot and lighting candles takes days off your term in purgatory?


Catholic chicks have that hot repressed sexuality thing going on....they are just begging to have something to confess....

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Postby blunt » Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:07 pm

Darthcrank wrote:
white_rabbit wrote:
blunt wrote:These days I have a fixation with
1) Ray's wife on Everybody Loves Raymond


Did you know she's a right wing religous nut-case that belongs to Mel Gibson's uber-creppy version of the Catholic church who only say mass in Latin and think dropping quarters in a slot and lighting candles takes days off your term in purgatory?


Catholic chicks have that hot repressed sexuality thing going on....they are just begging to have something to confess....


Oh, no! You ruined it.
I can no longer picture her in my mind while genuflecting.

(Heaton is supportive of pro-life groups and causes, opposing abortion, euthanasia, and the death penalty. According to The New York Times, Heaton also supports gay rights and the use of most birth control.
Heaton is also part of several other organizations, including Heifer International.)

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Postby Oprah » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:12 pm

Wilma
Image

Betty
Image

Pebbles
Image

My vote is for Pebbles (adult version, that is).

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Re: Useless Foron Poll. Who's hotter Betty or Wilma

Postby Henry Vilas » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:24 pm

OK, not a cartoon. Penny or Bernadette or Amy?

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Re: Useless Foron Poll. Who's hotter Betty or Wilma

Postby Galoot » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:49 pm

Bernadette is adorably cute, but Penny is incredibly hot, without question.

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Re: Useless Foron Poll. Who's hotter Betty or Wilma

Postby wack wack » Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:42 am

Henry Vilas wrote:OK, not a cartoon. Penny or Bernadette or Amy?


Both. Together. Repeatedly. PLEASE!!!

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Re: Useless Foron Poll. Who's hotter Betty or Wilma

Postby msnflyer » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:27 pm

Just what we need, a who do I want to fuck thread. With fictional characters. Is this 7th grade? :?

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Re: Useless Foron Poll. Who's hotter Betty or Wilma

Postby rabble » Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:10 pm

msnflyer wrote:Just what we need, a who do I want to fuck thread. With fictional characters.

Definitely, we should do this with real people we see around town, like that checkout clerk at the convenience store.

With specifics for location so everyone will know who we're talking about. They'll feel so special when they read what some of their customers are thinking about them.

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Re: Useless Foron Poll. Who's hotter Betty or Wilma

Postby donges » Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:05 pm

rabble wrote:Definitely, we should do this with real people we see around town, like that checkout clerk at the convenience store.

With specifics for location so everyone will know who we're talking about. They'll feel so special when they read what some of their customers are thinking about them.


Isn't that what craigslist Missed Connections is for?


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