Patchouli Stank

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Do you like the way Patchouli smells?

Yes, my nasal passages are so numb I don't mind the stench
1
6%
Yes, I am a brain dead hippy who knows no other smell
3
19%
I don't mind it as long as it is not near me
3
19%
My god, who farted, and what did you eat?
1
6%
I would rather stick my nose directly in a skunk's ass
8
50%
 
Total votes: 16

Sheepy
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Patchouli Stank

Postby Sheepy » Sun May 27, 2007 3:20 am

Does anyone really think this scent is the least bit pleasing? My god, it smell like 80 year old hippy BO who hasn't had a bath in 100 years who smoked pot his/her whole life. Why is this scent even on the market? Why do people want to smell like this on purpose?
Please write your congressmen and tell them to outlaw patchouli.
By the way, I am the pretty god damn liberal in my politacal views, but this stink has got to stop!

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Postby BobArctor » Sun May 27, 2007 3:45 pm

I love to spray it in places frequented by uptight regressives.

Try pouring a bottle down the air intake. Awsome.

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Postby Beer Moon » Mon May 28, 2007 9:38 am

Isn't patchouli french for "I don't wash my pussy"?

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Postby paulie » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:24 am

hey now, cats are very clean creatures. i've never given mine a bath, and she smells fine thankyouverymuch! :lol:

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Postby Dust Mite Rodeo » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:40 pm

If you live in a Volkswagen van (possibly down by the river), and follow Phish from town to town, the "hippie shower", that is, the liberal application of organic herbal olfactorants, is a necessity.

As an added benefit, the man don't wanna cuff you and stuff you in his crown vic if'n he can avoid it.

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Postby Sheepy » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:26 pm

Dust Mite Rodeo wrote: the "hippie shower", that is, the liberal application of organic herbal olfactorants, is a necessity.


I think I would rather smell BO than "organic herbal olfactorants" (if that's what patchouli is)


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