What are Falk's chances against Predator?

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What are Falk's chances against Predator?

Predator's superior GUI would leave Falk DOA.
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13%
Falk would bitch-slap that alien mutha's ass.
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38%
Whover wins will reign as our evil overlord, subjecting us all to the unspeakable caprices of their hideous desires.
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50%
 
Total votes: 8

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What are Falk's chances against Predator?

Postby Marvell » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:06 pm

Sure Predator has the laser cannons, the on-board nuke and the cool alien dredlocks, but Falk has the prissy, pinch-lipped smirk and the Prince Valiant Power Bangs. In a battle royale between these two impressively-armed life forms, who would be victorious?

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Postby christopher_robin » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:09 pm

I'm confused. I thought Falk IS a Predator.

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Postby The Big Cheese » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:21 pm

Being cold-blooded would help; the Predator sees heat, right?

But come on, you have to be a Republican to kill the Predator. Just ask Arnold.

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Postby Dulouz » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:48 pm

Shouldn't we be more worried about the evil monkey overlords? or Canada?!

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Postby minicat » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:50 pm

I've already seen the ads about the Predator's drunk driving conviction. Brutal.

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The Falkinator

Postby Marvell » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:43 pm

I see from the poll that no one is backing Predator against Falk. Interesting.

If Kathleen does fail to become Wisconsin's Prissy Princess of Power, perhaps she might give Hollywood a jingle-jangle. I've got a funny feeling those page-boy bangs might make boffo box-office!

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Postby harrissimo » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:57 pm

Skeletor would smoke any of their asses.


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