Endo Rockstar wrote:
You talk way too much about me having sex. Every hype exchange thread there is some sort of "Schabow having gay sex" reference. I must be honest, it's freaking me out a little bit, but if it helps you come to grips with the "real you" than I guess I don't mind. Cuz really Dan, we're all here for you during this, I'm sure, very confusing time. But don't worry, your real friends won't judge. They will love you for you. And also, just for the record, if I was gay, I'm out of your fucking league.
now that I think about it, there'll be a kissing booth featuring schabow at the show too, 5 bucks on the lips, 10 bucks for....ah...well you know
Dan, Chuck, RRNate, Supa,
You all would love that wouldn't you? Finally, something you have been dreaming about for ages, coming true....Cue dream sequence music
"Only if there was a way to get intimate with Schabow, but not make it too obvious"End dream sequence music
As you know I am very much a heterosexual and love the ladies (although they rarely love me back), but if putting up the booth makes money (which of course, it would have too...i mean, just you four would spend all your money on me) then I am all for it. That's right boys, all you have to do is pay $5-$10 (plus 20% tip). I must admit, not a bad deal to get next to me. I pay myself $10 every night for services and trust me, it's worth it.
supereightsnate wrote:stale, smelly, beersoaked hotcakes.
No one can suck cock like our man Schabzie. He gets right down there, ya know? Does things that just can't be taught.
It is true...I do have the magic touch.
And to quote Sammy Jackson in Pulp Fiction..."I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'." He was talking about foot massages...but you get the idea.