OPTOMETRI / OUTTATOONS / RUNNERS-UP thurs, nov 17 @ klinic

Got a gig coming up? A CD coming out? A new bass player who looks like Jesus and smells like a field of posies? If you're selling or promoting something, post it here.

Which head do you typically think with?

Poll ended at Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:02 pm

Johnny Big
3
43%
Little Vito
4
57%
 
Total votes: 7

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OPTOMETRI / OUTTATOONS / RUNNERS-UP thurs, nov 17 @ klinic

Postby supaunknown » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:02 pm

Timbot's last show as guitarist for The OuttaToons. He's leaving us to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a professional stigmatist. Seriously though folks, Tim & I and have been playing semi-beautiful music together for about 18 years or so. Come on out and share Tim's last six-stringed ride to Toonsville.

Optometri and The Runners-Up will also be riding the lightning Thursday. It's at The Klinic so bring your drinkin' slippers.

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Postby Optometri » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:20 pm

This is quite a coincidence, and here's why in case you're asking: We of Optometri also have a special significance attached to this event involving one named Tim. It falls into the category of "when life hands you entrails, make some entrail pie out of it." We can't seem to find our ordinary lead guitar specialist Dmitri Shostakovitch. I think he is maybe in rehab after our wild recent gig at Inferno several days ago. But here's the entrail pie part: We have secured for his substitute none other than his cousin, Tim Shostakovitch, renowned for his work with the premium band Drug-Induced Glasnost Numbers 67 & 68 and the other premium band Cement Cooperative Irrigation Ditch. This is a happening to don't be missed. And yes, we will bury you...under big pile of delightful music and joy.

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Postby rrnate » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:28 am

Mmmm!

Runners Up!

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Postby Toonces » Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:01 pm

help me i'm breaking out in rash

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Postby Cupcake » Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:04 pm

Toonces wrote:help me i'm breaking out in rash


They got cream for that down at the Klinic. Or maybe you need a shot?

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Postby minicat » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:02 am

This show will rock, despite what depinmad will say about it.

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Postby supaunknown » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:05 pm

timbot's guitar is gonna kill your mama bump 1
crazy fuckin' russians bump 2
wakey-wakey, eggs & bakee bump 3
ya hear me doug? i'm comin' to london bump 4
shut up and sit down you big bald fuck bump 5
star trek novelty band bump 6
peter plenty o'toole bump 7
ze germans bump 8
stupid flanders, you're a genius bump 9
all bets are off bump 10

P.S. Punk es Morte.

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Postby minicat » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:50 am

Rustic next door bump 11
Harmony 12-string bump
13 junkies too weak to work bump

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Postby Optometri » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:15 pm

I don't understand game, though I notice that numbers increase by increments of one in a line-by-line fashion.

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Postby rrnate » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:33 pm

I don't understand either, and I'm not even fake Russian!

--nt--

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Postby Optometri » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:27 pm

rrnate wrote:I don't understand either, and I'm not even fake Russian!

--nt--


What fake nationality are you?

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Postby Schabow » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:43 am

I pissed i'm gonna even miss a minute of this show...great line up. I love all three bands. i will be rushing over after my thing tonight...

what's the order?

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Postby rrnate » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:00 am

Schabow wrote:I pissed i'm gonna even miss a minute of this show...great line up. I love all three bands. i will be rushing over after my thing tonight...

what's the order?


Actually, we're all going to play at the same time.


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Postby minicat » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:10 am

rrnate wrote:
Schabow wrote:I pissed i'm gonna even miss a minute of this show...great line up. I love all three bands. i will be rushing over after my thing tonight...

what's the order?


Actually, we're all going to play at the same time.


--nt--


And for the love of Levitan, Schabow, put your thing back in your pants before you come over.

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Postby auntgoodness » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:14 am

First/straight man: The Runners-Up
Sweet spot: The OuttaToons
Headline/Ruski: Optometri


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