It was so cold today...

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby jman111 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:59 pm

busted...

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby jman111 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:01 pm

Well then, try these.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby Sandi » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:06 pm

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby Stomach » Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:06 am

...the Snuggle House reopened as the Shiver House.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby gargantua » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:10 pm

....water couldn't change to ice because it was shivering too much.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby wack wack » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:16 pm

... I wondered what brought Dick Cheney to town.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby penquin » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:19 pm

...I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby Beaver » Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:56 pm

...I saw no homeless people sleeping outside.
...icicles formed on Soglin's mustache.
...penguins were walking on State St.
...I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby david cohen » Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:40 pm

It felt like a whore's goodbye.....

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby Bwis53 » Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:57 pm

I wore my ugly fleece pajamas

My mauve colored leg warmers from the 80's look good.

I made note of where the electric blanket controllers are stored.

I thought of calling my boyfriend for snuggling.

I smile back on my hot flashes...

I smile knowing I have a full bottle of brandy...

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby Shorty » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:02 pm

...the South started to look good.
...the UPS driver wore pants.
...fat people wore coats.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby snoqueen » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:10 pm

It was so cold most of the tundra geese left town.

Really.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby narcoleptish » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:09 am

Shorty wrote:...the UPS driver wore pants.


I don't know what kind of "packages" you're receiving, but this isn't out of the ordinary in my world.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby Dick Mango » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:14 pm

My wife accidentally keyed our car with her nipples.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby pjbogart » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:55 pm

I had a conversation with a Teatard just to bask in the hot air.


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