It was so cold today...

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It was so cold today...

Postby pjbogart » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:27 pm

That I saw a group of teenagers at a bus stop with their pants pulled up.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby bdog » Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:13 am

Sally Mamdooh was just lukewarm.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby narcoleptish » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:08 am

....I want to punch my ancestors right in the nose for settling here.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby Bwis53 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:45 am

... even ugly guys sitting next to me made me feel warm...

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby narcoleptish » Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:41 am

That was a good morning laugh. Thanks Bwis.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby minicat » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:10 am

... it was warmer in the hearts of Mitch McConnell and John Boehner.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby Detritus » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:27 am

...I slept in the chest freezer just to warm up.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby Ttusker » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:12 am

Taun-tauns were running through my back yard this morning

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby Cameron Connors » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:22 am


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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby O.J. » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:27 am

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby gargantua » Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:48 pm

People sought out the warmth of farts.....

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby Stebben84 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:20 pm

...global warming has officially ended.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby Sandi » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:25 pm

Stebben84 wrote:...global warming has officially ended.


A sane thought from the left.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby jman111 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:56 pm

...I saw a student on campus actually not staring down at his phone while walking.

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Re: It was so cold today...

Postby kurt_w » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:58 pm

jman111 wrote:...I saw a student on campus actually not staring down at his phone while walking.

Sorry, Jman, but to be funny these things have to have some degree of plausibility, and yours is obviously impossible.


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