Dumb ass things seen around town

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Dumb ass things seen around town

Postby bdog » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:01 pm

License plate seen on west side:

P90X MOM

This was no doubt an improvement on her plate from 15 years ago:

TIBO SKNK

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Re: Dumb ass things seen around town

Postby narcoleptish » Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:27 pm

I give up. Decipher please.

I saw one last week that said OBAMA 12. I'm not saying it's "dumbass" but I think it's a little much.

I think PT Cruisers qualify as dumbass. I seem to get tailgated by a lot of these. Come on lady, you're not driving an actual hot-rod, you're somebody's mom, and you're probably going to JoAnn Fabrics. Get off my ass.

I'm seeing more and more people with dogs tied to their moving bikes. You may remember how I feel about that.

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Re: Dumb ass things seen around town

Postby Bwis53 » Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:30 pm

I saw a guy with little jeans that came up to his crotch. His team jacket was pulled down to cover the difference.

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Re: Dumb ass things seen around town

Postby acereraser » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:02 am

The guy who rides his bike on Johnson while playing banjo with both hands may warm the hearts of several, but I still feel the banjo's fear.

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Re: Dumb ass things seen around town

Postby bdog » Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:12 am

narcoleptish wrote:I give up. Decipher please.

Tae Bo Skank

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Re: Dumb ass things seen around town

Postby rrnate » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:47 am

I tend to find almost every personalized license plate to be pretty silly. On the way to work this morning, I passeda 50-ish lady in a minivan with a plate that read "HIGH 1".

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Re: Dumb ass things seen around town

Postby narcoleptish » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:27 am

bdog wrote:
narcoleptish wrote:I give up. Decipher please.

Tae Bo Skank


I see. With the 15 year reference I figured you weren't talking about that quarterback dude. P90x was also a mystery until I just googled it.

Vanity plates might be a good scarlet letter for our multiple drunk drivers. DWIx5

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Re: Dumb ass things seen around town

Postby Stebben84 » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:33 am

Track stands on a bike. I just want to go and push them over. Usually a dude wearing skinny lady jeans as well(another dumb ass thing.)

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Re: Dumb ass things seen around town

Postby AaronTheSnob » Tue May 01, 2012 2:34 pm

Two Sundays ago, I was stopped at a stop light on Gammon Road and an old dude (must have been about 75 or so) was power walking down the sidewalk and across the street. Had on fairly short shorts and I swear his dick was hanging right out of his shorts, flapping in the breeze. He seemed totally unaware of it. It looked as if he didn't have his dentures in and had a big shit-eating grin on his face.

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Re: Dumb ass things seen around town

Postby fisticuffs » Tue May 01, 2012 2:36 pm

Two Sundays ago, I was stopped at a stop light on Gammon Road and an old dude (must have been about 75 or so) was power walking down the sidewalk and across the street.


Must have been after mall walking hours.

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Re: Dumb ass things seen around town

Postby Ned Flanders » Tue May 01, 2012 2:47 pm

AaronTheSnob wrote:Two Sundays ago, I was stopped at a stop light on Gammon Road and an old dude (must have been about 75 or so) was power walking down the sidewalk and across the street. Had on fairly short shorts and I swear his dick was hanging right out of his shorts, flapping in the breeze. He seemed totally unaware of it. It looked as if he didn't have his dentures in and had a big shit-eating grin on his face.


Soggy?

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Re: Dumb ass things seen around town

Postby _mp » Tue May 01, 2012 3:08 pm

Y'all are haters. And haters gonna hate.

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Re: Dumb ass things seen around town

Postby juanton » Tue May 01, 2012 3:08 pm

Stebben84 wrote:Track stands on a bike. I just want to go and push them over. Usually a dude wearing skinny lady jeans as well(another dumb ass thing.)


This. You're no Chris Hoy, jack ass.

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Re: Dumb ass things seen around town

Postby narcoleptish » Wed May 02, 2012 6:21 pm

I had to google "track stand" to figure out what it was and I'd like to now agree wholeheartedly.

Watching someone walking through a bar, or anywhere really, with those pedal clips on is also good for a laugh.


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