Bwis53 wrote:My beer loving pop had this on his back porch:
There once was a gal named Anheuser,
Who thought that no man could surprise her,
But Pabst thought he'd take a chance,
And got Schiltz in her pants,
Now she a little Budweiser
I hope that's not what your Dad had hanging on his porch, 'cuz -- and boy am I getting tired of having to point this out -- that's not a limerick!! The meter in that third line is so painful I actually had to take some aspirin after reading it and the punchline has been mangled into the realm of nonsense.
Here's what your Dad's sign probably actually said:
"There was a young girl named Anheuser
Who said that no man could surprise her.
But Pabst took a chance,
Found Schlitz in her pants,
And now she is sadder Budweiser."