Ever been in a fight?

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Fat.The.Gangster
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Re: Ever been in a fight?

Postby Fat.The.Gangster » Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:31 pm

Marvell wrote: Thanks for the daily dose of unintentional irony.


Irony. Like this?

Marvell wrote:Then you can blow me. Or not - I imagine your oral sex technique is just as crappy as everything else you do, so it's not like I'd be missing out.


To what would you compare it? The next time your dick gets sucked will be the first. Unless you are counting all those nights alone humping a bowl of Konx Blox and calling it mommy.

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Re: Ever been in a fight?

Postby robbie webber » Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:45 pm

FWIW, having someone casually bike away from you at a good clip, when you think you've almost caught up to them, is as demoralizing as getting slapped in the face.

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Re: Ever been in a fight?

Postby supaunknown » Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:31 pm

You could've let him catch up all steamed, winded, and inconsiderate. Then pulled out your blade and shown it to him.
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Re: Ever been in a fight?

Postby peripat » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:28 pm

More fun than slamming awkwardly placed carts at Woodmans?

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Re: Ever been in a fight?

Postby TheBookPolice » Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:52 pm

Fat.The.Gangster wrote:
fennel wrote:Give it up, Fat. You're like the legless, armless flailing black knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Just so you two simps understand, internet fights do not count as real fights.

Just so you understand, FtG, neither does Monty Python and the Holy Grail. You like to throw that "this is the internet, you are internet nerds" thing around an awful lot. Most people on this forum have actual jobs and lives and don't play D&D or live with their parents. Certainly the ones you like to show off to, anyway.

Makes me wonder if you'd be more comfortable thinking everyone else is like you: unsuccessful, undistinguished, agonizing for something more.

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Re: Ever been in a fight?

Postby peripat » Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:58 pm

You know, I don't think living with the parents or playing d&d disqualifies someone from having a life...but maybe from living a trendy life

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Re: Ever been in a fight?

Postby Henry Vilas » Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:35 pm

peripat wrote:You know, I don't think living with the parents or playing d&d disqualifies someone from having a life...but maybe from living a trendy life

"The unexamined life is not worth living."
Socrates

After a certain age, if you are still living with ma and pa and/or still playing D&D, an examination is in order.

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Re: Ever been in a fight?

Postby fennel » Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:38 pm

Henry Vilas wrote:After a certain age, if you are still living with ma and pa and/or still playing D&D, an examination is in order.
Perhaps part of the first driver's examination?


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