ilikebeans wrote:Ugh, just witnessed this one last night:
- The old, dumpy guy that decides to trim his yellow, fungus-infected toenails after showering. Nothing underneath to catch the clippings. He also falls into the "membership only to use the hot tub/steam room," "trunk full of personal care products," and "lots of post-shower naked time" categories. In fact, the nail clipping occurred while sitting naked on a locker room bench. *shudder*
Coincidentally, ten minutes previously, I had a discussion with a maintenance guy about the industrial-strength disinfectants they use to kill every living thing in the locker rooms and pool area, so no need to cancel my membership.
The guys who spend 10 minutes picking at their toe jam is nauseating. Perhaps they wouldn't have that problem if they wore flip-flops in that cesspool the club calls a shower.
The only guys I've seen who regularly sit naked on the benches are the ultra-old guys. One day I noticed a nice, brown smear on the bench by my locker. I'm going to assume that wasn't a melted Snickers bar.
Which club is keeping their locker rooms clean? It sure isn't the Princeton Club west.