Goodbye-Hyphens

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Goodbye-Hyphens

Postby fisticuffs » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:09 pm

You You Forons should be all over this.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070921/od_ ... hyphen1_dc

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Postby mrak » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:14 pm

The OED finally got around to de-hyphenating chick-pea, log-jam and pigeon-hole?

Who knows what new-fangled ideas these crazy kids will come up with to-morrow?

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Postby Ducatista » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:15 pm

I fucking hate hyphens.

Die, you little bastards, die!

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Postby TheBookPolice » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:26 pm

"Bumblebee" is supposed to be hyphenated??

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Postby O.J. » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:30 pm

Bunch o' stinkin' good-for-nothin' ne'er-do-well's! What's next, restrictin' my use o' apostrophe's?

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Postby nevermore » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:49 pm

O.J. wrote:What's next, restrictin' my use o' apostrophe's?

Hell NO! It's one of the best albums ever:
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Postby Ed Breakfast » Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:18 pm

Stop that you want-wit! I could get stung by a bumbled-bee!

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Postby fennel » Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:47 pm

Ducatista wrote:I fucking hate hyphens.

Really? Hyphens make me feel warm and tingly all over!

Without hyphens, one can't tell the difference between an instance of no-nonsense statements and an instance of no nonsense statements. Why leave the reader to guess the meaning when it can be made explicit?

Same for commas:
Do you know what I mean-mean, dude?
Do you know, what I mean, mean, dude?
Do you know what I mean, mean dude?
Do you know what I mean dude?
Do you know what I mean, dude?

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Postby white_rabbit » Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:50 pm

Don't hyphen me, bro!

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Postby fennel » Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:42 pm

On the other hand, when I see a hyphenated surname, I think "talk about a lack of commitment ...."
I mean, shit or get off the pot! A slash works better, anyway, to show indecision: "Jérome Gaufre/Waffle," for example. But "Jérome Gaufre-Waffle"? Yeesh!

What could be more disparaging, after all, than referring to the "hyphenated couple who moved in next door"? And what of their kids? Will they be duty-bound to suffer names freighted with two or more hyphens each? The horror!


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