How Happy Are You?

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How Happy Are You?

Postby Oprah » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:41 pm

[url=]To find out, read the following five statements. Then, use the 1–7 scale to rate your level of agreement and add your answers together.

1 = Not at all true
4 = Moderately True
7 = Absolutely True

1. In most ways, my life is close to ideal.

2. The conditions of my life are excellent.

3. I am satisfied with my life.

4. So far I have gotten the important things I want in life.

5. If I could live my life over, I would change almost nothing.

I scored a 96.

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Postby Marvell » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:44 pm

Given that 7x5=35 and you scored a 96, I'd say you were one happy "Zippity-Doo-Dah"-whistling motherfucker.

Either that or you're a manic-depressive who's really shitty at math.

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Postby Paco » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:58 pm

14, time to start dressing in black.

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Postby thebookpolice » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:04 pm

25. "Somewhere in the middle." Thanks, Oprah's website. That's real helpful.

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Postby O.J. » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:49 pm

I was super happy until you pointed how miserable I actually am. Thanks a bunch.

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Postby blunt » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:02 pm

I'm happy and I know it so I clap my hands.

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Postby Thickovet » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:16 pm

I am still stuck on the math...but I thought 15 wasn't bad. I have been an underachiever all my life.

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Postby Dulouz » Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:06 pm

When I hit the score button, it took me to a site that Jack Kevorkian's web site and offered a coupon. ????

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Postby white_rabbit » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:42 pm

I'm this happy...

Image one.

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